Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?

Issack (Guest) on August 25, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Zubeida (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on August 16, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 9, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

John Mushi (Guest) on August 3, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Zainab (Guest) on August 3, 2023

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Shukuru (Guest) on July 30, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Halima (Guest) on July 25, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Omari (Guest) on July 15, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Raha (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Amir (Guest) on July 2, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Fadhila (Guest) on June 25, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 17, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Habiba (Guest) on June 9, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Mashaka (Guest) on June 8, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Husna (Guest) on June 6, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

John Mushi (Guest) on May 9, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 23, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 18, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Yusuf (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 16, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Sarafina (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 15, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 13, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 6, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 3, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 31, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 18, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Salum (Guest) on March 4, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

James Malima (Guest) on February 26, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Leila (Guest) on February 22, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Sekela (Guest) on February 19, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Zubeida (Guest) on February 19, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 3, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 30, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Nassor (Guest) on January 22, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 6, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mohamed (Guest) on January 6, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

John Lissu (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mwanais (Guest) on December 14, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 21, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Zakaria (Guest) on November 8, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Halima (Guest) on October 12, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Omari (Guest) on October 10, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 9, 2022

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 30, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Maida (Guest) on September 27, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Baridi (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏