Why did the dog keep tripping?

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 12, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

George Tenga (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Kiza (Guest) on September 3, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Fatuma (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

James Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 9, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mazrui (Guest) on July 2, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mchuma (Guest) on June 29, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 23, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Maneno (Guest) on June 18, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Chiku (Guest) on June 14, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 12, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 11, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Sharifa (Guest) on June 8, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Nassor (Guest) on June 5, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Abubakari (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 11, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

John Lissu (Guest) on May 8, 2023

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Hamida (Guest) on May 7, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 7, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Jamal (Guest) on May 7, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Abubakari (Guest) on May 6, 2023

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 4, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 28, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 25, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 19, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 19, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 9, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Issa (Guest) on February 23, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Bahati (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

James Kimani (Guest) on February 11, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Zakia (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 26, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Mazrui (Guest) on December 27, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Amina (Guest) on December 19, 2022

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 29, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mgeni (Guest) on November 23, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Khadija (Guest) on November 21, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Neema (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 22, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 14, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 11, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 9, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Zakaria (Guest) on September 28, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 16, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Maimuna (Guest) on September 8, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Yusuf (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 22, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 20, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 16, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 16, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 31, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 23, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 21, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 19, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪