Habiba (Guest) on August 2, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 1, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 29, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 16, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 7, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Kiza (Guest) on June 22, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 16, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 8, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 17, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 5, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 19, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 12, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 8, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Raha (Guest) on April 7, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Kazija (Guest) on April 4, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 22, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Kahina (Guest) on March 16, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 3, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 28, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 25, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Makame (Guest) on February 23, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 6, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kassim (Guest) on February 4, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nassar (Guest) on January 13, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Rubea (Guest) on January 12, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 1, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 31, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 12, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Warda (Guest) on December 7, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Neema (Guest) on November 26, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 23, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Khadija (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 11, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Jabir (Guest) on October 20, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 19, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 18, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Baraka (Guest) on October 4, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Hawa (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mchawi (Guest) on September 27, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Fadhili (Guest) on September 16, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Maulid (Guest) on September 14, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 12, 2022

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 7, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 4, 2022

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 2, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 30, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Faiza (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓