Which bus crossed the ocean?

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 19, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 18, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 15, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Hamida (Guest) on August 12, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 12, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 8, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 3, 2023

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Sofia (Guest) on August 2, 2023

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 1, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 30, 2023

😅 I needed that laugh!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 28, 2023

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Josephine (Guest) on July 16, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 3, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 30, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 21, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 16, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 5, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mohamed (Guest) on May 21, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 8, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 13, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 8, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Hawa (Guest) on April 2, 2023

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Zainab (Guest) on April 1, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 26, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 25, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 23, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 19, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 19, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 16, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rubea (Guest) on March 11, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Latifa (Guest) on March 8, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 12, 2023

😄 Too good!

Umi (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 26, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Latifa (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 15, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Furaha (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on December 13, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Yusuf (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Husna (Guest) on November 13, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 8, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Shukuru (Guest) on October 29, 2022

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 16, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 14, 2022

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 9, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 8, 2022

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 3, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Ahmed (Guest) on October 2, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 30, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 30, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏