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Where do ghosts go for a swim?

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Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! 🌊👻


Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.

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Issa (Guest) on August 11, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Halima (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 28, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 18, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Masika (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on July 7, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Hawa (Guest) on July 7, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Mwanais (Guest) on July 6, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Amina (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

George Tenga (Guest) on July 2, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 21, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mohamed (Guest) on June 18, 2023

Thanks Ackyshine

Mashaka (Guest) on June 18, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 16, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Zainab (Guest) on June 12, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nahida (Guest) on June 1, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Sharifa (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 30, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 30, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 26, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Warda (Guest) on May 16, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Irene Makena (Guest) on May 15, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 11, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Yusuf (Guest) on April 28, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 25, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 17, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 6, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Rukia (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mohamed (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 14, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Mgeni (Guest) on March 11, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 1, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mohamed (Guest) on February 25, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Ndoto (Guest) on February 6, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rahim (Guest) on February 5, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 27, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 27, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 22, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 17, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 28, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 16, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 2, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Amani (Guest) on November 22, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Rahma (Guest) on November 17, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 16, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Fadhili (Guest) on October 26, 2022

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Khadija (Guest) on October 24, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nahida (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 12, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Nashon (Guest) on October 10, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 27, 2022

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

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