Shamim (Guest) on October 3, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Kahina (Guest) on September 30, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Zainab (Guest) on September 29, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Muslima (Guest) on September 27, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Zakaria (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Latifa (Guest) on August 29, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 27, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Hassan (Guest) on August 26, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Baraka (Guest) on August 24, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 21, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 19, 2023

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 18, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Kahina (Guest) on July 19, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Jaffar (Guest) on July 14, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 3, 2023

😄 You got me!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on June 1, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

James Mduma (Guest) on May 31, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 29, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 17, 2023

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 10, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 4, 2023

😆 Totally hilarious!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 2, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 29, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 13, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Masika (Guest) on April 13, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Maulid (Guest) on April 9, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 6, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mzee (Guest) on April 6, 2023

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on April 5, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 5, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Tabu (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on February 16, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 14, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 11, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Shabani (Guest) on February 6, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 4, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Aziza (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 24, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Hashim (Guest) on December 19, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Josephine (Guest) on December 13, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Juma (Guest) on December 13, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Athumani (Guest) on December 6, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Ahmed (Guest) on December 3, 2022

😄 What a joke!

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 2, 2022

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Daudi (Guest) on November 30, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

John Lissu (Guest) on November 23, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rukia (Guest) on November 23, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 7, 2022

😂 I’m dying!

Habiba (Guest) on October 24, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 23, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Hassan (Guest) on October 11, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕