George Wanjala (Guest) on October 29, 2023

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 27, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Kassim (Guest) on October 20, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Mariam (Guest) on September 25, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

James Mduma (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 10, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on September 3, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Fatuma (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Aziza (Guest) on August 20, 2023

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Nyota (Guest) on August 19, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mohamed (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Bahati (Guest) on August 17, 2023

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 16, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Biashara (Guest) on August 9, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Abdillah (Guest) on August 6, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 1, 2023

😂 So funny!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 26, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Amir (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Tabu (Guest) on June 29, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Salum (Guest) on June 15, 2023

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 26, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Salma (Guest) on May 26, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Maida (Guest) on May 15, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 9, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 9, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Tabu (Guest) on March 23, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Ahmed (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

George Tenga (Guest) on March 19, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 13, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Amir (Guest) on March 9, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 3, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Maulid (Guest) on March 1, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 22, 2023

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Zakia (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mzee (Guest) on February 11, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 11, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 1, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Ahmed (Guest) on February 1, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 29, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 29, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 19, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Halima (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 17, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Maulid (Guest) on January 13, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Kazija (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Shamim (Guest) on December 15, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rahma (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 3, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️