What kind of weather does a turkey like?

Jamal (Guest) on October 2, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 14, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Fikiri (Guest) on September 9, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 30, 2023

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 30, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

James Malima (Guest) on August 16, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mashaka (Guest) on August 16, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Chiku (Guest) on August 11, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Jabir (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 4, 2023

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 25, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 8, 2023

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Baraka (Guest) on July 7, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mariam (Guest) on July 1, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 21, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Rashid (Guest) on June 18, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Fadhila (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 14, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Aziza (Guest) on June 13, 2023

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 9, 2023

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 28, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 27, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 19, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Mchuma (Guest) on May 16, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Amani (Guest) on May 11, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Masika (Guest) on May 5, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

John Mushi (Guest) on May 3, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Rabia (Guest) on May 3, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 24, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Zubeida (Guest) on April 17, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on April 6, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

James Mduma (Guest) on March 30, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Salima (Guest) on March 24, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 16, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nasra (Guest) on March 15, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Hawa (Guest) on March 13, 2023

😆 That punchline was epic!

Juma (Guest) on March 6, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 4, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Selemani (Guest) on February 23, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Jamila (Guest) on February 17, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 17, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Ali (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 17, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Salima (Guest) on February 14, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 13, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 29, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 17, 2023

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Nchi (Guest) on January 12, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 5, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 4, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 3, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 29, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Khalifa (Guest) on November 26, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 7, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Zakaria (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅