Q: What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
A: "Will you be my boo-tiful forever?" π»π
Explanation: This playful question combines the monster's spooky nature with his affectionate feelings for his sweetheart. The wordplay on "boo-tiful" adds a humorous touch, as monsters often use the term "boo" to scare people. By asking this question, the monster is humorously showing his love and hoping for a forever-lasting relationship with his sweetheart. The ghost emoji π» further emphasizes the monster's charm and adds a delightful twist to the riddle.
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on October 7, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 4, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 3, 2023
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 26, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Faiza (Guest) on September 21, 2023
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Mchawi (Guest) on September 6, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Mohamed (Guest) on September 4, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
Nassar (Guest) on August 19, 2023
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Farida (Guest) on August 9, 2023
π I need to save this one forever!
Makame (Guest) on August 7, 2023
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Nasra (Guest) on August 7, 2023
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 7, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 7, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 19, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 10, 2023
π This made my day!
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 5, 2023
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Mazrui (Guest) on June 29, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 25, 2023
π€£ This one got me good!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 20, 2023
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Abubakar (Guest) on June 12, 2023
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Yahya (Guest) on June 7, 2023
π Saving this one!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 22, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 17, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 9, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Shani (Guest) on May 6, 2023
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Khadija (Guest) on May 6, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 5, 2023
π You got me good!
Arifa (Guest) on May 1, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Issack (Guest) on April 23, 2023
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
Mazrui (Guest) on April 23, 2023
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 13, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Yahya (Guest) on April 12, 2023
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Umi (Guest) on April 7, 2023
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 4, 2023
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€
Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 3, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 28, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Rubea (Guest) on March 27, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Halimah (Guest) on March 18, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Nahida (Guest) on March 16, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Azima (Guest) on March 15, 2023
π What a joke!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 15, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 14, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 10, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 8, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 4, 2023
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 1, 2023
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 19, 2023
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Rubea (Guest) on January 17, 2023
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Farida (Guest) on January 7, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Khatib (Guest) on January 6, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 30, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 29, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 18, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 5, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 3, 2022
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Mazrui (Guest) on December 3, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ