Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 22, 2023
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Hekima (Guest) on November 19, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 18, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Binti (Guest) on November 16, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on November 15, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 12, 2023
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 28, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 26, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Baridi (Guest) on October 22, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Khatib (Guest) on October 20, 2023
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 13, 2023
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 10, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Biashara (Guest) on October 5, 2023
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 5, 2023
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Yusra (Guest) on September 26, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 21, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on September 20, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 16, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Mustafa (Guest) on September 5, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 23, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 5, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on July 28, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Yusuf (Guest) on July 26, 2023
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 22, 2023
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 17, 2023
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 4, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Shukuru (Guest) on July 3, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 2, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 11, 2023
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Mjaka (Guest) on May 31, 2023
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 14, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 10, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 9, 2023
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Issack (Guest) on May 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 28, 2023
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nuru (Guest) on April 26, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 21, 2023
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 17, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 15, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 3, 2023
๐ I needed that!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
John Kamande (Guest) on March 7, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Binti (Guest) on February 23, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 23, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 13, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 5, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Daudi (Guest) on January 26, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Mchuma (Guest) on January 24, 2023
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Kheri (Guest) on December 30, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Tabu (Guest) on December 29, 2022
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2022
๐ Bookmarking this!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 3, 2022
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Mgeni (Guest) on November 2, 2022
๐ That punchline!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 2, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Jabir (Guest) on October 19, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ