What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?

Hamida (Guest) on September 3, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Khalifa (Guest) on August 29, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 1, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nassor (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 27, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Salima (Guest) on July 5, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nyota (Guest) on June 30, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Sekela (Guest) on June 29, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Zubeida (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Halimah (Guest) on June 24, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 17, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Halimah (Guest) on June 12, 2023

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Khadija (Guest) on May 30, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 19, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Maida (Guest) on May 16, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Baraka (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 11, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Khadija (Guest) on April 7, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Bahati (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Latifa (Guest) on March 29, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on March 2, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 1, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 1, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 24, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Shabani (Guest) on February 18, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 14, 2023

😂 This is a keeper!

Hashim (Guest) on February 12, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Rabia (Guest) on February 11, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 2, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Shamsa (Guest) on January 10, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Shamsa (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 4, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Maneno (Guest) on January 2, 2023

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Bahati (Guest) on January 2, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Saidi (Guest) on December 31, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Safiya (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 18, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 5, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Baridi (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 22, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Issa (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 14, 2022

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 7, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Yusra (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Sekela (Guest) on October 30, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Nyota (Guest) on October 23, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Zulekha (Guest) on October 22, 2022

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 10, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Omar (Guest) on August 24, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Jabir (Guest) on August 18, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 15, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Kheri (Guest) on August 13, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nashon (Guest) on August 10, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Umi (Guest) on August 4, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mchuma (Guest) on July 14, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔