Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 1, 2023

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 22, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 16, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mariam (Guest) on October 9, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Amina (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Shamsa (Guest) on September 11, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Bakari (Guest) on September 10, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Jamila (Guest) on September 9, 2023

😄 Too good!

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 6, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Makame (Guest) on September 2, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 24, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 24, 2023

😄 Perfect joke!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 18, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Halima (Guest) on August 17, 2023

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

John Lissu (Guest) on August 10, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Rehema (Guest) on August 8, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 1, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Kassim (Guest) on July 30, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 26, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Rahim (Guest) on July 13, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Issack (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Abubakari (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Kassim (Guest) on June 19, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 29, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Ahmed (Guest) on May 28, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rahma (Guest) on May 20, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Zainab (Guest) on May 14, 2023

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Yusuf (Guest) on May 5, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Nashon (Guest) on April 28, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Fatuma (Guest) on April 11, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 8, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 29, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 27, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Violet Mumo (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 8, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 22, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

Biashara (Guest) on February 21, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Tambwe (Guest) on February 15, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Farida (Guest) on February 9, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mjaka (Guest) on February 8, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Kheri (Guest) on February 3, 2023

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 27, 2023

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 26, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Maulid (Guest) on January 24, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 21, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 19, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Khatib (Guest) on January 18, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Sumaya (Guest) on January 12, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 30, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Kiza (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Husna (Guest) on November 27, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Furaha (Guest) on November 26, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 19, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

John Mushi (Guest) on November 17, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Kiza (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆