Sidebar with Floating Button
Vichekesho vya AckySHINE
โ˜ฐ
AckyShine

Why do eggs hate jokes?

Featured Image

Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜‚


Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜„

AckySHINE Solutions

Comments

Please Join AckySHINE to Participate in Discussion.

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 11, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 17, 2015

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

Nashon (Guest) on March 8, 2015

Iโ€™ve had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜œโณ

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 17, 2015

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 7, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿšง

Nassar (Guest) on February 7, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž

Mjaka (Guest) on January 22, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

Kheri (Guest) on January 21, 2015

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Halimah (Guest) on January 18, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but Iโ€™m not a quitter. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ช

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 14, 2015

Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’

Arifa (Guest) on January 4, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๐Ÿ’ช

Related Posts

Whatโ€™s black and white over and over again?

Whatโ€™s black and white over and over again?

Answer: A penguin doing the Hokey Pokey! ๐Ÿง๐ŸŽถ

Explanation: Penguins are known for thei... Read More

What did the squirrel give for Valentineโ€™s Day?

What did the squirrel give for Valentineโ€™s Day?

What did the squirrel give for Valentineโ€™s Day? ๐Ÿฟ๏ธโค๏ธ A nutty love letter! ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿฅœ

... Read More
What did the spoon say to the knife?

What did the spoon say to the knife?

Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! ๐Ÿฅ„๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช"

Explanation: I... Read More

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana? A peelin' heel! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ 

Explanation: This ans... Read More

What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Short Answer: "Leaf me alone, I'm just trying to have a fruitful day! ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜„"

... Read More

What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโ€™t feeling well?

What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโ€™t feeling well?

Answer: Hay-fever! ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿด

Explanation: The doctor diagnosed the horse with hay-fever bec... Read More

What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius... Read More

What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"

Explanation: The joke here plays ... Read More

Whatโ€™s bigger than an elephant, but doesnโ€™t weigh anything?

Whatโ€™s bigger than an elephant, but doesnโ€™t weigh anything?

Q: Whatโ€™s bigger than an elephant, but doesnโ€™t weigh anything? ๐Ÿ˜

A: The elephant's ... Read More

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ”

Explanation: Th... Read More

What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the cal... Read More

Why did the boy run around his bed?

Why did the boy run around his bed?

Short Answer: Because his bed told him it needed a morning jog! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

Explanat... Read More