Muslima (Guest) on March 21, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 9, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 7, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Kahina (Guest) on February 28, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

David Ochieng (Guest) on February 9, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Salima (Guest) on February 1, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Sofia (Guest) on January 29, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Majid (Guest) on January 28, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Latifa (Guest) on January 25, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 19, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 12, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚