Rabia (Guest) on January 26, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 25, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Ahmed (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Salma (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 17, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mjaka (Guest) on January 13, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 5, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Hekima (Guest) on January 2, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Makame (Guest) on December 31, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Zulekha (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 16, 2015

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 14, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Chiku (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Josephine (Guest) on December 1, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Jafari (Guest) on November 27, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Ahmed (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Halima (Guest) on November 27, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 22, 2015

😆 This one really got me!

Daudi (Guest) on November 18, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 14, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Josephine (Guest) on November 7, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Rukia (Guest) on November 4, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

George Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Rahma (Guest) on October 21, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Mariam (Guest) on October 19, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 18, 2015

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 17, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Shamim (Guest) on September 27, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Kahina (Guest) on September 13, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 11, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Rubea (Guest) on September 8, 2015

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Maida (Guest) on September 3, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Asha (Guest) on September 2, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Baridi (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Rahim (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on August 12, 2015

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Farida (Guest) on August 7, 2015

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Kiza (Guest) on July 24, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 17, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 13, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 9, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Maulid (Guest) on July 5, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Hamida (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 2, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

John Lissu (Guest) on May 27, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Sofia (Guest) on May 11, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 6, 2015

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 6, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 18, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

Jamal (Guest) on March 20, 2015

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 14, 2015

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Kahina (Guest) on March 13, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 3, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 26, 2015

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 21, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️