Frank Macha (Guest) on February 15, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 11, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Khamis (Guest) on February 1, 2016

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 22, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 20, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 18, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 19, 2015

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Salum (Guest) on December 17, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Umi (Guest) on December 13, 2015

😄 Perfect joke!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 9, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 7, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Chum (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 25, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 20, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Azima (Guest) on November 14, 2015

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 2, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 30, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Nashon (Guest) on October 26, 2015

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Baraka (Guest) on October 22, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Fadhila (Guest) on October 13, 2015

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Omari (Guest) on October 9, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 29, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 25, 2015

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Muslima (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Sekela (Guest) on September 3, 2015

😄 You got me good!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 2, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Safiya (Guest) on August 22, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Maneno (Guest) on August 15, 2015

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on August 13, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Issack (Guest) on July 29, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Khatib (Guest) on July 19, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Faiza (Guest) on July 18, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 12, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Shamsa (Guest) on July 5, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Zubeida (Guest) on July 4, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 3, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Biashara (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 24, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Issa (Guest) on May 21, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 20, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 19, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 11, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 13, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Aziza (Guest) on April 6, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 2, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 31, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Azima (Guest) on March 19, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜