Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 21, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 13, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Jamila (Guest) on April 10, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 9, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Maneno (Guest) on April 7, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Rahim (Guest) on March 27, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 24, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Salma (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 9, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Abdullah (Guest) on March 6, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 15, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 28, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 23, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Jafari (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 28, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 27, 2015
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Zubeida (Guest) on December 25, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Abubakari (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Arifa (Guest) on December 21, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 20, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Mgeni (Guest) on December 8, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Hassan (Guest) on December 1, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Rabia (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Shabani (Guest) on November 15, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 1, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Rabia (Guest) on September 7, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
Shamsa (Guest) on September 6, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 4, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
James Kimani (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Umi (Guest) on August 20, 2015
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Rahma (Guest) on July 16, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Warda (Guest) on July 11, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
John Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 3, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 17, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Ramadhan (Guest) on June 12, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 16, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Rehema (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Warda (Guest) on April 30, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
Abubakari (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 23, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 23, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 26, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Mariam (Guest) on March 25, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Latifa (Guest) on March 25, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 22, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭