Short Answer: ๐ค Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! ๐ด๐ข
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!๐ข๐ด๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 15, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on January 10, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Hassan (Guest) on January 10, 2016
๐ So funny!
Mjaka (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Abubakar (Guest) on January 8, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 3, 2016
๐ I needed that!
Amani (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Kazija (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 25, 2015
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
David Chacha (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Amani (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Khalifa (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
James Mduma (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 13, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 9, 2015
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Khamis (Guest) on October 6, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 2, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Nassar (Guest) on August 29, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Daudi (Guest) on August 27, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Sofia (Guest) on August 4, 2015
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 2, 2015
๐ Nailed it!
Hawa (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 25, 2015
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 23, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Mjaka (Guest) on July 10, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Hawa (Guest) on July 6, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on July 5, 2015
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Umi (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 17, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 13, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Nashon (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 10, 2015
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 4, 2015
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 19, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on May 19, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 13, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 9, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Shabani (Guest) on May 1, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Shani (Guest) on April 29, 2015
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 28, 2015
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Sultan (Guest) on April 28, 2015
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 19, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 13, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Sarafina (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Nassar (Guest) on April 5, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 22, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Bahati (Guest) on March 12, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ