Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! π§ββοΈπ
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Sumaya (Guest) on January 9, 2016
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 25, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 10, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Rabia (Guest) on December 7, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Selemani (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Zakaria (Guest) on December 3, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Rahim (Guest) on December 2, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 23, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 12, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 10, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Issack (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Neema (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 17, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Mashaka (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Yusra (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Sekela (Guest) on October 8, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 7, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Muslima (Guest) on October 6, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Khatib (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Omari (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Nyota (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 31, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Safiya (Guest) on August 8, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 6, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 23, 2015
π You got me good!
Fikiri (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Sarafina (Guest) on July 1, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
James Kimani (Guest) on June 30, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Nassar (Guest) on June 29, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 18, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Rahim (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Farida (Guest) on June 15, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 6, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 17, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 12, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 17, 2015
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 12, 2015
π This is a keeper!
Fikiri (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
Ahmed (Guest) on April 2, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 26, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ