Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 4, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 30, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Biashara (Guest) on November 29, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Habiba (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 20, 2015

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 17, 2015

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Amani (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Furaha (Guest) on November 9, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 7, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Kazija (Guest) on November 1, 2015

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

George Tenga (Guest) on October 24, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 22, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 20, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 19, 2015

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 16, 2015

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Halima (Guest) on October 15, 2015

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 14, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Yusra (Guest) on October 3, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Zakaria (Guest) on September 29, 2015

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Hekima (Guest) on September 12, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 10, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 5, 2015

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 27, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 8, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Nuru (Guest) on August 7, 2015

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 2, 2015

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 1, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Hawa (Guest) on July 25, 2015

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Jabir (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 13, 2015

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Selemani (Guest) on July 1, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 29, 2015

😄 You got me!

Bakari (Guest) on June 25, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Maida (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Zainab (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Chiku (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Juma (Guest) on June 16, 2015

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Issack (Guest) on June 9, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Habiba (Guest) on June 6, 2015

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 31, 2015

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 14, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 13, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 2, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 27, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2015

😅 I needed that!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 22, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 14, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 31, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mariam (Guest) on March 28, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 23, 2015

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Rubea (Guest) on March 12, 2015

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰