Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! 📚🐛👮♂️
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. 📖💪🚓
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on January 22, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 22, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 20, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 14, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
Selemani (Guest) on January 13, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 7, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Abdillah (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Halima (Guest) on November 22, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 20, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
Jamal (Guest) on November 15, 2015
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Baraka (Guest) on November 14, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Jafari (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Yahya (Guest) on October 26, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Selemani (Guest) on September 27, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 19, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 18, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Muslima (Guest) on August 26, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Arifa (Guest) on August 21, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 16, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 15, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 8, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 4, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 4, 2015
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Ali (Guest) on July 27, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Jamal (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 3, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 30, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 29, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 21, 2015
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 20, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 19, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Salma (Guest) on June 4, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
John Kamande (Guest) on June 3, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 29, 2015
😆 This one really got me!
Josephine (Guest) on May 29, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Salima (Guest) on May 24, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Neema (Guest) on May 21, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
John Malisa (Guest) on May 18, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Rahma (Guest) on May 17, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 15, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Rubea (Guest) on May 9, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 4, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Kassim (Guest) on May 3, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Mgeni (Guest) on April 30, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Masika (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Baridi (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Azima (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Kassim (Guest) on April 7, 2015
😆 That punchline!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 29, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Halimah (Guest) on March 13, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥