Which flower talks the most?

Kazija (Guest) on February 3, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 1, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 29, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mohamed (Guest) on January 27, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Yusuf (Guest) on January 9, 2016

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Chum (Guest) on January 2, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 31, 2015

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 30, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 24, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 24, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 23, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Yusra (Guest) on December 10, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 9, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 1, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Rukia (Guest) on November 17, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 12, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mohamed (Guest) on November 11, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 9, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Zubeida (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Asha (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 26, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 22, 2015

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 30, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Omari (Guest) on September 3, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Josephine (Guest) on September 2, 2015

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 28, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

James Mduma (Guest) on August 20, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mchawi (Guest) on August 18, 2015

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 13, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 8, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Umi (Guest) on August 2, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Yahya (Guest) on July 21, 2015

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Shabani (Guest) on July 20, 2015

😂 Gotta save this!

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 19, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 13, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 8, 2015

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 7, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Tabu (Guest) on July 2, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 22, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 21, 2015

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 5, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Omar (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 10, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 4, 2015

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nahida (Guest) on May 4, 2015

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 22, 2015

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 21, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 17, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mustafa (Guest) on April 11, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Maneno (Guest) on April 10, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 2, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 16, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 8, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 17, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆