Mwajuma (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwajuma (Guest) on February 13, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Yahya (Guest) on February 11, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Arifa (Guest) on February 7, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 2, 2016

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Amani (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Maneno (Guest) on January 24, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Jabir (Guest) on January 15, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Amani (Guest) on December 15, 2015

😁 This just made my day!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 14, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 30, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 23, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 21, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2015

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 18, 2015

🤣 This one got me good!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 13, 2015

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 10, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 8, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Baraka (Guest) on October 9, 2015

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 30, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 21, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

James Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 12, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Neema (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 1, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Zainab (Guest) on August 24, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 22, 2015

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Nuru (Guest) on August 21, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 14, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 11, 2015

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Salum (Guest) on August 9, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 8, 2015

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 26, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Fatuma (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 21, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Khalifa (Guest) on July 20, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Khatib (Guest) on July 7, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Zuhura (Guest) on July 4, 2015

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Halimah (Guest) on July 3, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Baridi (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Issa (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mazrui (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Zainab (Guest) on June 23, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Nasra (Guest) on June 20, 2015

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 19, 2015

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mashaka (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 21, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 18, 2015

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 5, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on April 12, 2015

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 26, 2015

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Tambwe (Guest) on March 8, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨