What lights up a stadium?

Omar (Guest) on March 10, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Tabu (Guest) on March 10, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 3, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Maulid (Guest) on February 28, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on February 25, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Mashaka (Guest) on February 21, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 12, 2016

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mgeni (Guest) on February 10, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 31, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 23, 2016

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Shani (Guest) on January 16, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Ali (Guest) on January 8, 2016

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Hassan (Guest) on January 7, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 18, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Rukia (Guest) on December 11, 2015

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mariam (Guest) on December 8, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Issack (Guest) on December 8, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on December 6, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zakia (Guest) on November 18, 2015

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 16, 2015

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Jamila (Guest) on November 14, 2015

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 8, 2015

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Hamida (Guest) on November 2, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Chiku (Guest) on October 28, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Salma (Guest) on October 14, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nuru (Guest) on October 11, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 6, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 24, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Ndoto (Guest) on August 16, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 11, 2015

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 10, 2015

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 5, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 4, 2015

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 4, 2015

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ndoto (Guest) on August 2, 2015

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 22, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 15, 2015

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 30, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 19, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Rukia (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Rubea (Guest) on June 19, 2015

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 18, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 13, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Josephine (Guest) on May 30, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Kazija (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Ahmed (Guest) on May 4, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 10, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Sarafina (Guest) on March 26, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Kahina (Guest) on March 22, 2015

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

John Lissu (Guest) on March 20, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mgeni (Guest) on March 12, 2015

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Furaha (Guest) on March 6, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 3, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿