What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 23, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Josephine (Guest) on February 10, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 7, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 4, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 29, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 13, 2016

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 12, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 8, 2016

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 24, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mwakisu (Guest) on November 26, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Masika (Guest) on November 15, 2015

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 7, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 3, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Yusra (Guest) on November 1, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 30, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 21, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 16, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

James Malima (Guest) on September 26, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 25, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 18, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Wande (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 12, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Amani (Guest) on September 12, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Habiba (Guest) on September 8, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Halimah (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 2, 2015

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mjaka (Guest) on September 2, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 2, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 30, 2015

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Kheri (Guest) on August 18, 2015

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Baraka (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mzee (Guest) on August 3, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 19, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Saidi (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Habiba (Guest) on June 21, 2015

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Sofia (Guest) on June 19, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 11, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Juma (Guest) on June 6, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Farida (Guest) on June 6, 2015

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 24, 2015

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mashaka (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 13, 2015

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 11, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

James Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2015

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 1, 2015

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Abdillah (Guest) on March 24, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on March 23, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂