Frank Macha (Guest) on January 30, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 30, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Biashara (Guest) on January 23, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Makame (Guest) on January 15, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Zakia (Guest) on January 15, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 12, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 17, 2015

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 30, 2015

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 24, 2015

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2015

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Hashim (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Hawa (Guest) on November 20, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 11, 2015

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Hashim (Guest) on October 29, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2015

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 24, 2015

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 24, 2015

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Majid (Guest) on October 17, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Maimuna (Guest) on October 12, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Khamis (Guest) on October 8, 2015

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 7, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 7, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 5, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 2, 2015

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 28, 2015

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 28, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 19, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mashaka (Guest) on September 14, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 30, 2015

😄 Too good!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 29, 2015

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 28, 2015

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Athumani (Guest) on August 11, 2015

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Raha (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Amir (Guest) on July 22, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 20, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 16, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Kahina (Guest) on July 3, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Daudi (Guest) on June 23, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Nasra (Guest) on June 19, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Abubakar (Guest) on June 16, 2015

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 20, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 8, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 5, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 4, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 1, 2015

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Amani (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 7, 2015

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Kahina (Guest) on March 30, 2015

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 24, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Sultan (Guest) on March 19, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Baraka (Guest) on March 7, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴