Short Answer: 🧝♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨
Nassar (Guest) on January 12, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Hawa (Guest) on January 9, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
Mchuma (Guest) on January 3, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Hamida (Guest) on December 28, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Furaha (Guest) on December 19, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Abubakari (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Neema (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Hekima (Guest) on December 10, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
John Lissu (Guest) on December 6, 2015
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Jafari (Guest) on December 6, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 29, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Fadhila (Guest) on November 25, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 20, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Arifa (Guest) on November 8, 2015
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 31, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 21, 2015
😄 What a joke!
Jamila (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
John Lissu (Guest) on October 18, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Mustafa (Guest) on October 16, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 14, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 11, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 3, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 1, 2015
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Faiza (Guest) on August 31, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Nashon (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 21, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Salum (Guest) on August 18, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 5, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 2, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Safiya (Guest) on July 28, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
John Mushi (Guest) on July 26, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 9, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 30, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 19, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Hassan (Guest) on June 11, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 10, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Khadija (Guest) on June 9, 2015
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Bahati (Guest) on June 3, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Maida (Guest) on June 1, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Jamal (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 12, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Yusra (Guest) on May 9, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 8, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Amir (Guest) on May 4, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Shabani (Guest) on April 21, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2015
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 18, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Arifa (Guest) on April 17, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 13, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 6, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 28, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤