Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 3, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mwanais (Guest) on June 1, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 5, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Yusra (Guest) on April 25, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rukia (Guest) on April 17, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on April 15, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 6, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 4, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

David Musyoka (Guest) on March 22, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 18, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 28, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nahida (Guest) on February 23, 2016

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 22, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

George Mallya (Guest) on January 31, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Fatuma (Guest) on December 23, 2015

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 9, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Leila (Guest) on November 11, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 31, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 23, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 22, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 21, 2015

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Kahina (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Furaha (Guest) on October 9, 2015

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 24, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Anna Malela (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Fikiri (Guest) on September 20, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

George Mallya (Guest) on September 12, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Baridi (Guest) on August 31, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 15, 2015

🤣 Pure genius!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 15, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 8, 2015

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 5, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Ndoto (Guest) on July 4, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 2, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 1, 2015

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 27, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 8, 2015

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 29, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 24, 2015

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 23, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Tambwe (Guest) on May 21, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Masika (Guest) on May 19, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 19, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Shamim (Guest) on May 7, 2015

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 5, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Maida (Guest) on April 20, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Abubakar (Guest) on April 18, 2015

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔