๐๐ They both have trunks! ๐๐
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. ๐คฉ
George Mallya (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Saidi (Guest) on March 20, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Asha (Guest) on March 17, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 8, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Daudi (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 20, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Issack (Guest) on February 15, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 2, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 29, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on January 16, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 24, 2015
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 10, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Kahina (Guest) on December 2, 2015
๐ Saving this one!
Aziza (Guest) on November 20, 2015
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Shabani (Guest) on November 20, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Neema (Guest) on November 12, 2015
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 7, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 30, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Juma (Guest) on October 29, 2015
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on October 17, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Mariam (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Rashid (Guest) on September 30, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Shani (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Salum (Guest) on September 16, 2015
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Shabani (Guest) on September 10, 2015
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 27, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 27, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Abubakari (Guest) on August 18, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Maneno (Guest) on August 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 2, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 26, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Josephine (Guest) on June 22, 2015
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 20, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 15, 2015
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 8, 2015
๐ Still cracking up!
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 4, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
James Kimani (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 14, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 9, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
John Lissu (Guest) on May 4, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 2, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ