Short Answer: "You're a hoot and I'm owl yours! π¦β€οΈ"
Explanation: The owl said this to his sweetheart as a playful and punny way of expressing his love. By using the word "hoot," which is often associated with owls, and the phrase "I'm owl yours," the owl is showing affection while adding a touch of humor. The owl emoji π¦ adds a fun visual representation of the conversation.
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Zainab (Guest) on March 20, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Sultan (Guest) on March 13, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Maneno (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Masika (Guest) on March 1, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Juma (Guest) on February 24, 2016
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Husna (Guest) on February 16, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Saidi (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Issack (Guest) on January 22, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Habiba (Guest) on January 20, 2016
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 18, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 8, 2016
π Saving this one!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 2, 2016
This joke deserves an award! π
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 28, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Mwajuma (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Rehema (Guest) on December 18, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Rashid (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 2, 2015
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 19, 2015
π I had to share this with everyone!
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 10, 2015
π Gotta save this!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 5, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2015
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
James Malima (Guest) on October 21, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Saidi (Guest) on October 16, 2015
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Ahmed (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 27, 2015
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 26, 2015
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
Mwafirika (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Sharifa (Guest) on September 9, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 1, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Binti (Guest) on August 29, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 24, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 23, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Mhina (Guest) on August 6, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Farida (Guest) on August 4, 2015
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
John Kamande (Guest) on August 2, 2015
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 31, 2015
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Mariam (Guest) on July 30, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 5, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Hekima (Guest) on June 28, 2015
π Best laugh of the day!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 28, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Sultan (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 23, 2015
π Instant mood boost!
Aziza (Guest) on June 18, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Safiya (Guest) on June 18, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2015
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Omar (Guest) on March 29, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 27, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ