Short Answer: "Why the long face? Quack me up, clown!" 🦆🤡
Explanation: In this funny response, the duck notices that the clown seems sad or down, and tries to cheer them up by making a joke about their long face. The duck also playfully asks the clown to "quack" them up, which means to make them laugh. The combination of a duck and clown in this lighthearted interaction brings a sense of humor to the conversation. The 🦆 and 🤡 emojis further emphasize the playful nature of the exchange.
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Kazija (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Salum (Guest) on March 16, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Hekima (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Habiba (Guest) on February 29, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 26, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 24, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Fadhila (Guest) on February 14, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Yusra (Guest) on February 13, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Zakia (Guest) on February 10, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Nahida (Guest) on February 8, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 31, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 30, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 28, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 23, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 18, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Fikiri (Guest) on January 7, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Baridi (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 16, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Rahma (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 6, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 16, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Salum (Guest) on November 13, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 5, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 31, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 28, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 27, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 7, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Rahim (Guest) on October 3, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Furaha (Guest) on September 27, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Salma (Guest) on September 24, 2015
😆 Still cracking up!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 18, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
David Nyerere (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 11, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 3, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Hashim (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Ndoto (Guest) on August 30, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Nyota (Guest) on August 27, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 16, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 11, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Baridi (Guest) on August 5, 2015
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
James Mduma (Guest) on July 31, 2015
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 22, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 11, 2015
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 15, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
Yusra (Guest) on June 1, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Jabir (Guest) on May 3, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️