An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! ππ¦΅
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 13, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
James Malima (Guest) on April 9, 2016
This joke deserves an award! π
Jafari (Guest) on April 3, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Nchi (Guest) on March 31, 2016
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 30, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Yahya (Guest) on March 2, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 29, 2016
π This made my day!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 28, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 23, 2016
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 7, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Ibrahim (Guest) on December 25, 2015
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Ahmed (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 16, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Safiya (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 24, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I canβt cook, but I can follow directionsβso if I fail, itβs the recipeβs fault. π³π€·ββοΈ
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 9, 2015
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Shamsa (Guest) on September 25, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Abdillah (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Sumaya (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 3, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Sultan (Guest) on August 22, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 9, 2015
π Perfect joke!
Salum (Guest) on July 29, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 29, 2015
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 25, 2015
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 19, 2015
π Iβm saving this one!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 11, 2015
π I needed that!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 10, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 7, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 22, 2015
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Sultan (Guest) on May 26, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 22, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 9, 2015
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Rukia (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 15, 2015
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 15, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Hekima (Guest) on March 30, 2015
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 17, 2015
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Arifa (Guest) on March 12, 2015
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Maulid (Guest) on March 2, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 26, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 22, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ