Short Answer: ⚡ Shocked, but electrified with excitement! 😄
Explanation: When Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity, he must have been shocked by the unexpected jolt it gave him. However, instead of being scared, he would have been absolutely thrilled and exhilarated by this electrifying discovery! The combination of being both shocked and excited perfectly captures the humorous irony of the situation. ⚡
Rubea (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 4, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
James Mduma (Guest) on April 30, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 23, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
John Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 16, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 12, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Shamsa (Guest) on March 16, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Makame (Guest) on March 3, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 13, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Ahmed (Guest) on February 11, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 11, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Maneno (Guest) on January 20, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 19, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 19, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Jafari (Guest) on January 13, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Raha (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Halima (Guest) on December 12, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Zakia (Guest) on December 12, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 10, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Nahida (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Issa (Guest) on December 4, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Mustafa (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 20, 2015
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Neema (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Shani (Guest) on November 14, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Zakia (Guest) on November 13, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Zainab (Guest) on October 23, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Kiza (Guest) on October 22, 2015
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 1, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 20, 2015
😄 You totally won the internet today!
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Husna (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 10, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 25, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 20, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Nassar (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Abdillah (Guest) on June 21, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
Issa (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Mazrui (Guest) on June 2, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Mohamed (Guest) on May 26, 2015
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Jafari (Guest) on May 25, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 25, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Kheri (Guest) on May 21, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Zubeida (Guest) on May 16, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 11, 2015
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 7, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
James Kimani (Guest) on April 24, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
Abubakari (Guest) on April 18, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Nassar (Guest) on April 16, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️