Short Answer: Because snakes are hiss-terical experts at spotting ssssly tricks! ππ
Short Explanation: Snakes have a keen sense of perception and can detect even the slightest movements or deceptive actions. Their hiss-terical expertise is no match for tricky intentions. So, it's best to steer clear of fooling these slithery creatures, unless you want to end up in a snake's twisted prank! π ββοΈππ
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 25, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 23, 2024
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 15, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 27, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Rahma (Guest) on August 24, 2024
Iβm not weird, Iβm limited edition. π¦π
Nasra (Guest) on August 18, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 10, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 30, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 28, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Muslima (Guest) on July 20, 2024
π Can't stop laughing!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 16, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
Jabir (Guest) on July 12, 2024
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Farida (Guest) on July 4, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Mzee (Guest) on June 30, 2024
π Iβm dying!
Jafari (Guest) on June 28, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
John Lissu (Guest) on June 16, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 14, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Amani (Guest) on June 12, 2024
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 23, 2024
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
George Tenga (Guest) on May 20, 2024
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
John Malisa (Guest) on May 4, 2024
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 4, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 1, 2024
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
Kiza (Guest) on April 22, 2024
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
Chum (Guest) on April 9, 2024
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Makame (Guest) on April 9, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 19, 2024
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 19, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Maulid (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 14, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 5, 2024
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 4, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Asha (Guest) on February 2, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Rubea (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 16, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 7, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
Neema (Guest) on January 3, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Maneno (Guest) on December 24, 2023
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 21, 2023
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 18, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 12, 2023
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Mjaka (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Farida (Guest) on December 8, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
James Malima (Guest) on November 11, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 4, 2023
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 2, 2023
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2023
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Hashim (Guest) on October 15, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 14, 2023
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Mzee (Guest) on September 27, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 21, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 18, 2023
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 18, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 15, 2023
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 4, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 4, 2023
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 31, 2023
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅