Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
Baridi (Guest) on September 19, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 28, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Asha (Guest) on August 21, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 13, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 13, 2024
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 8, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on July 26, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 12, 2024
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 10, 2024
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Maulid (Guest) on July 4, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 29, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Chiku (Guest) on June 28, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 25, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Rukia (Guest) on June 18, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 8, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Ali (Guest) on June 1, 2024
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 16, 2024
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 10, 2024
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
George Mallya (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 25, 2024
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Jamal (Guest) on March 23, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 20, 2024
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 13, 2024
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 6, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 5, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on February 24, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 16, 2024
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Ndoto (Guest) on February 15, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on February 10, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 7, 2024
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 29, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 25, 2024
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 23, 2024
๐ I needed that laugh!
Hashim (Guest) on January 11, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 10, 2024
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 10, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 24, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Mchuma (Guest) on December 13, 2023
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Baridi (Guest) on December 7, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
Issack (Guest) on December 5, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 4, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 19, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 13, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
John Kamande (Guest) on October 31, 2023
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Azima (Guest) on October 30, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 29, 2023
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2023
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Rashid (Guest) on October 22, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Saidi (Guest) on October 19, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 18, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 15, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 11, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 1, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 13, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Kiza (Guest) on August 31, 2023
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on August 22, 2023
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐