Which monster is the best dance partner?

Azima (Guest) on September 17, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Zawadi (Guest) on September 8, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 16, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 8, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 30, 2024

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Shamim (Guest) on July 30, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Nchi (Guest) on July 29, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 24, 2024

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ndoto (Guest) on July 10, 2024

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Sekela (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 4, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Omar (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mchawi (Guest) on June 26, 2024

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Shani (Guest) on June 17, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 14, 2024

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 11, 2024

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

James Kimani (Guest) on June 9, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on June 4, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 4, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 31, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Hassan (Guest) on May 21, 2024

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 18, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 28, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 25, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 16, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 12, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 9, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Shamim (Guest) on April 8, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Maida (Guest) on April 1, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 22, 2024

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 21, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nuru (Guest) on March 18, 2024

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 5, 2024

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 4, 2024

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 4, 2024

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 28, 2024

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 26, 2024

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Nashon (Guest) on February 25, 2024

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Amir (Guest) on February 17, 2024

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Amina (Guest) on February 4, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Khamis (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Khadija (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mustafa (Guest) on January 17, 2024

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Leila (Guest) on December 23, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Zuhura (Guest) on December 22, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 15, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 10, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 12, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Furaha (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 28, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Rukia (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

George Mallya (Guest) on October 23, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mashaka (Guest) on October 5, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗