A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! 🕷️🖥️🏄♂️
Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. 🕸️😄
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 25, 2024
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My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Shani (Guest) on July 7, 2024
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 28, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 16, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Furaha (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 25, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 22, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 14, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 14, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 6, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
Shabani (Guest) on May 2, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 14, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Sultan (Guest) on April 7, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Mzee (Guest) on April 6, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 5, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Farida (Guest) on April 4, 2024
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Tabu (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 22, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 21, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Sarafina (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Yusra (Guest) on March 9, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 3, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 22, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on February 16, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Rahim (Guest) on February 9, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 7, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mariam (Guest) on January 28, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 26, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Masika (Guest) on January 25, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 21, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 10, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 26, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 19, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 30, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 21, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 20, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Ali (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 16, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 12, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 12, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 26, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 14, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Latifa (Guest) on October 5, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 18, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 13, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
David Sokoine (Guest) on September 13, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 11, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!