Question: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries! π»π«
Explanation: Ghosts are often associated with saying "boo!" to scare people, and berries are a type of fruit. By combining these two elements, we create a pun on the word "blueberries" to form "boo-berries." It's a playful and creative way to associate ghosts with their favorite fruit, and the ghost emoji adds a fun touch to the answer!
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Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2024
π Canβt stop laughing!
James Malima (Guest) on June 22, 2024
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Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2024
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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π What a joke!
Salma (Guest) on May 14, 2024
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 11, 2024
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Mustafa (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Zubeida (Guest) on May 2, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 23, 2024
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 18, 2024
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Sarah Achieng (Guest) on April 17, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 3, 2024
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Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 31, 2024
π You got me good!
Zubeida (Guest) on March 21, 2024
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2024
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Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 16, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
John Kamande (Guest) on March 13, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Khamis (Guest) on March 7, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Latifa (Guest) on March 4, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Sarafina (Guest) on March 3, 2024
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 21, 2024
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Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 20, 2024
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 16, 2024
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Jafari (Guest) on February 8, 2024
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 4, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 4, 2024
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 29, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 17, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 15, 2024
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Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 12, 2024
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John Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2024
π Gotta save this!
Rashid (Guest) on January 2, 2024
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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
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Abdullah (Guest) on December 4, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Jamila (Guest) on November 16, 2023
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Salma (Guest) on November 11, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 10, 2023
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
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Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Halimah (Guest) on October 24, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π