What do you give a sick lemon?

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 21, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 20, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 17, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 12, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 8, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Latifa (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 26, 2024

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 18, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 11, 2024

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2024

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

James Mduma (Guest) on July 25, 2024

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 24, 2024

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Zulekha (Guest) on July 23, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 23, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 21, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Jabir (Guest) on July 17, 2024

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mashaka (Guest) on July 6, 2024

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 23, 2024

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 17, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 16, 2024

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Raha (Guest) on June 14, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 3, 2024

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Bakari (Guest) on May 31, 2024

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 30, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 23, 2024

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Rahma (Guest) on May 22, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Nasra (Guest) on May 21, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 17, 2024

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

George Tenga (Guest) on May 12, 2024

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Abubakari (Guest) on May 6, 2024

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Fatuma (Guest) on May 5, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 4, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Maimuna (Guest) on April 23, 2024

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Faiza (Guest) on April 8, 2024

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Baraka (Guest) on April 1, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 24, 2024

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

David Chacha (Guest) on March 21, 2024

😄 What a joke!

Amir (Guest) on March 19, 2024

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Maneno (Guest) on March 11, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 6, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 2, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 23, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Nasra (Guest) on February 15, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 6, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mhina (Guest) on February 5, 2024

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 24, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2024

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 19, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 10, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2024

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Umi (Guest) on December 30, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Khalifa (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 20, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 19, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️