Short Answer: ⚡ Shocked, but electrified with excitement! 😄
Explanation: When Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity, he must have been shocked by the unexpected jolt it gave him. However, instead of being scared, he would have been absolutely thrilled and exhilarated by this electrifying discovery! The combination of being both shocked and excited perfectly captures the humorous irony of the situation. ⚡
Hamida (Guest) on September 25, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 10, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 8, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 4, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Abdullah (Guest) on August 13, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 9, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Anna Malela (Guest) on August 7, 2024
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Baraka (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Amina (Guest) on July 26, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Zakaria (Guest) on July 25, 2024
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 10, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 10, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 15, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 7, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 4, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Mzee (Guest) on June 3, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Sekela (Guest) on May 21, 2024
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 19, 2024
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 12, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 22, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 13, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Jafari (Guest) on April 5, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 4, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 3, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 27, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 17, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 11, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 10, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 29, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Maulid (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Tambwe (Guest) on February 9, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 7, 2024
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 6, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 2, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 27, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Baraka (Guest) on January 22, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Mwanais (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Leila (Guest) on January 4, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Habiba (Guest) on January 3, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Abubakar (Guest) on December 17, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 2, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 27, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 9, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 5, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 5, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 3, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Rahma (Guest) on November 2, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 31, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 27, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 16, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 8, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Zakaria (Guest) on October 5, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Azima (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Habiba (Guest) on September 23, 2023
😄 You got me!
Ahmed (Guest) on September 10, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️