Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?
Shemdoe raised up his hand.
Teacher: So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe? (There was no reply from the students)
Teacher: Ok now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko kumi…. Shemdoe akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko kumi kumi vya kushiba darasa nzima
Teacher: Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students who a pharmacist is…
Shemdoe: Yes, sir. A Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people. Shemdoe saiv amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa 🏃
Kilichotokea baada ya kichaa kumfumania mke wake na mwanamme mwingine
Jay akaruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa unapakumbuka? akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ileee, mara wakatoka watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jay akaruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa unapakumbuka? akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ileee, mara wakatoka watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto wangu walee wanakwenda shule.. akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee, ghafla akatoka mwanaume Jay akasema na mimi yule naenda kazini. hivi Jay kweli kapona?
Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Vijana mkiwa mnaendesha magari mna post mukiwa mpo beach mna post mkiwa kwenye masherehe mna post Lakin mkiwa mmeenda kwa mganga siwaoni kupost mitunguli na vibuyu vya mganga unakuwa je wa zee tena. 😀😀😀😀
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?
Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.
MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?
Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.
MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?
MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.
Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…
