Huyu dogo nimsaidieje? Cheki alivyojichanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ''ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!! . .
NA PESA ZOTE ANAZO KAZISHIKA MKONONI,
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Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna jamaa kapita hapa kaniuliza et mbona umekunja sura nikamjibu nataka niweke kwenye begiπππ
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Mipango ya mke na mume ya pasaka
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke: Unampango gani na pasaka hii mmewangu.. Mume: Nitafanya kama yesu.. Mke: Unamaanisha Nini?
Mume: Nitaondoka ijumaa na Kurudi j3.. Mke: Unanishangaza, kama utafanya hivi nami nitafanya kama Maria.. Mume: Unamaanisha Nini? Mke: Nitapata mimba bila ya kuingingiliwa na wewe mume wangu.. Mume: π³π³π³
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Madogo wa sikuizi ni kiboko, cheki huyu alichokifanya akiwa darasani na mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Muda wa kwenda nyumbani ulikuwa umefika, mwalimu akasema: yeyote atakaye jibu swali langu lolote kwa usahìhi ataondoka asiye jibu atabaki.
Dogo mmoja akatupa begi nje ya dirisha. Mwalimu akauliza nani katupa ilo begi nje? Dogo akajibu fasta mimi. Akafungua mlango akaenda kwao.
neno moja kwa dogo
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Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:12:32 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamani punguzeni pombe,kuna jirani yangu amerudi amelewa sasa nachungulia dirishani naona anagonga mlango wake takribani masaa mawili,wakati hapa anaishi peke yake, kwakuwa sipendagi ujinga nimetoka nikamwambia mwenyewe kasafiri.Nae kaondoka.
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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichomfamya huyu mwanafunzi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:46:58 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
*Hadith ya Shemdoe na Mwalimu wa English:*
*Teacher:* `Who is a pharmacist?`
*Shemdoe:* ππΏ _(raised up his hand.)_
*Teacher:* `So itβs only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? Thus, no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe?`
_(There was no reply from the students)_
*Teacher:* `Ok. now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko 3.`
*Shemdoe* _(akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko vitatu vitatu vya kushiba darasa nzima)_
*Teacher:* `Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students, who a pharmacist is�`
*Shemdoe:* `Yes, sir. a Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people.`
_*Shemdoe sasa hivi amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa*_πππ
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Misemo ya kina dada
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Misemo ya kina dada
walianza na halohalooo! Wakaja unalo babu weee! Ikafuata utajijuuu! Ikafupishwa utajiJJ! Mara ghafla kantangazeee! Haikukaa sana kansajiriii! Ikatoka nyingine nishiiiiida!
Unaijua iliyotoka Leo?
Heh! Heh! Heeeh! MB zenyewe 8 nikudownload unanini?
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Dunia ina mambo! Angalia kilichotokea baada ya mgonjwa kuwekewa macho ya paka
Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka machoπ, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya pakaππ±,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka machoπ, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya pakaππ±,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?
jamaa: naona ila naona panya tu
πππππ
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Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:51:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali
na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
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Kiingereza kinashida kweli, Angalia alichokisema huyu mwalimu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kiingereza shidaaaaβ¦β¦!
Mwalimu wa chakula alipokuwa anaongea na wapishi akiwaeleza maharage kutoungwa vizur
Tcha: these beans are not well connected,,πππ
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