Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:52 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,
Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Mhudumu: dada na wewe?
Demu akajibu kwa pozi tena kwakujishaua, "NA MIMI NILETEE MENU LIST ILA USIWEKE CHUMVI NYINGI"
Chezea mbulula wewe…!!!
Cha kufanya msichana akikukimbia halafu atake kukurudia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
……… Kama msichana atakutupa kwa sababu huna pesa, na baadaye unapopata pesa akarudi tena kuomba msamaha… Ndugu yangu….. Msamehe…. Mpe ahadi ya ndoa, mwambie utamuoa…. iambie familia yake unataka kufanya ukarabati wa nyumba yao…… Ondoa paa lote la nyumba yao halafu TOWEKA…..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?
Shemdoe raised up his hand.
Teacher: So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe? (There was no reply from the students)
Teacher: Ok now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko kumi…. Shemdoe akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko kumi kumi vya kushiba darasa nzima
Teacher: Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students who a pharmacist is…
Shemdoe: Yes, sir. A Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people. Shemdoe saiv amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa 🏃
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:32 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaingia Bar; Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi. Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapo…….
Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
😁😁😁😁 .. TABU KUDATE NA MADEMU WA CHUO Demu ; Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Zangu Wote. Jamaa ; Poa Sweetie Ondoa Shaka Nitakununulia #Turubai Utawafunika Wote…!!! Demu: Mxiuuuuuuuu Lione Sura Kama Goti La mbuzi Na Namba yangu futa Nakublock Mpaka Sanduku la posta…!!!
Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu,
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu, soni ikamuingia huku akigeuka haraka kuangalia kama kuna yeyote dukani pale ameliskia shuzi lake, macho yakagongana na mwenye duka ambaye alikuwa karibu huku uso ukiwa umejaa tabasamu zito, mwana mama hakuwa na uhakika kama amesikika au hakusikika, akaona atumie nafasi ile kuyeyusha…Akauliza "Hii pete bei gani?" . Jamaa mwenye duka, huku akiangua kicheko, akajibu "Umeiona tu umejamba, je nikikuambia bei yake si utakunya kabisa?"
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee moja alikuwa kila usiku anapita mbele ya bank anasimama,kisha anapiga honi,akitoka askari mlinzi,anaondoka.Hilo jambo likamkera sana askari mlinzi, askari akawa na mvizia yule mzee wa kichaga ,siku alipokuja tena akamkamata, akamuuliza kwa nini unakuja unapiga honi kisha unakimbia? Mzee akasema: Haki ya mungu babaangu , Nina pesa zangu ktk account hapa bank naogopa usilale usingizi ndo maana kila siku usiku napita kukuangalia kama umelala!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano! MCHUNGAJI; "Bia moja bei gani!? MLEVU; "2500/ MCHUNGAJI; "Ulianza lini kunywa bia!? MLEVI; "Miaka 18 iliyopita!
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa hiyo kwa siku unatumia zaidi ya 10,000?? MLEVI; "Ndio! MCHUNGAJI; "Kama u gekuwa unatunza hiyo pesa 10,000 kwa siku leo hii si ungekuwa na Range Rover!? MLEVI; "Samahani, naweza kukuuliza swali!? MCHUNGAJI; "Uliza! MLEVI; "Unakunywa bia!? MCHUNGAJI; "Hapana! MLEVI; "Nionyeshe Range Rover yako! MCHUNGAJI; "akasepa"
