Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! ๐ป
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! ๐๐ป
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Abubakar (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Furaha (Guest) on February 21, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Saidi (Guest) on February 3, 2017
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Athumani (Guest) on January 17, 2017
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Hawa (Guest) on January 14, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 9, 2017
๐ This just made my day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 6, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Nashon (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Binti (Guest) on December 21, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Makame (Guest) on December 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Majid (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Sarafina (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Neema (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Kassim (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Hashim (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Tabu (Guest) on October 19, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 4, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 27, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Binti (Guest) on September 24, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 24, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Halima (Guest) on August 23, 2016
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on August 21, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Ali (Guest) on August 12, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Athumani (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Binti (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 27, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 22, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Yusra (Guest) on July 10, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 23, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Nassar (Guest) on June 18, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 2, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 20, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Masika (Guest) on May 14, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 5, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 30, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐