Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! 🐘🚦🐔
Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? 🤷♂️😄
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 25, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Mohamed (Guest) on January 17, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Farida (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2016
😁 This made my day!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 13, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 10, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 9, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 1, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Maida (Guest) on November 16, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Nahida (Guest) on November 15, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Sekela (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Rashid (Guest) on October 26, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Farida (Guest) on September 4, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Salma (Guest) on September 2, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Nuru (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Kazija (Guest) on August 28, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 28, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Mariam (Guest) on August 25, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 9, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Nyota (Guest) on August 4, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 3, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 1, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 22, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 21, 2016
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Maulid (Guest) on July 16, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 15, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 15, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Jafari (Guest) on July 14, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Issa (Guest) on July 9, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 3, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Chiku (Guest) on July 2, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Jamal (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Nassar (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Omar (Guest) on June 25, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 23, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
James Mduma (Guest) on June 21, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Khatib (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 15, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Muslima (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Shamsa (Guest) on May 6, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 5, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 2, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 6, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Maulid (Guest) on March 7, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆