What’s black and white over and over again?

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Binti (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Shani (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Kassim (Guest) on December 22, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Khalifa (Guest) on December 15, 2016

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Ahmed (Guest) on December 1, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

John Malisa (Guest) on November 30, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Arifa (Guest) on November 27, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Omar (Guest) on November 27, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Nasra (Guest) on November 21, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Amani (Guest) on November 17, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 13, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Abubakar (Guest) on November 10, 2016

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on November 7, 2016

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 23, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Jamal (Guest) on October 19, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 12, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Abubakar (Guest) on October 9, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Aziza (Guest) on September 27, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Zuhura (Guest) on September 10, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Zawadi (Guest) on August 28, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 23, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 18, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Zawadi (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 4, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 23, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 6, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Makame (Guest) on July 5, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 30, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 23, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Mjaka (Guest) on June 23, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 21, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 14, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 8, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 23, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Rehema (Guest) on May 13, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 11, 2016

😄 You got me!

Nashon (Guest) on May 11, 2016

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Khamis (Guest) on May 6, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 21, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on April 8, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 28, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 22, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 17, 2016

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️