Juma (Guest) on December 17, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 13, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 6, 2016

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Asha (Guest) on December 2, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 27, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

James Malima (Guest) on November 26, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Asha (Guest) on November 23, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Daudi (Guest) on November 18, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 14, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 11, 2016

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Maida (Guest) on November 11, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Salum (Guest) on November 10, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Bahati (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Yusuf (Guest) on October 21, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Jafari (Guest) on October 11, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 3, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 10, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

George Tenga (Guest) on August 10, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on August 9, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

John Mushi (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 30, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 13, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 28, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Rubea (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Hawa (Guest) on June 11, 2016

😄 You got me good!

Tabu (Guest) on June 8, 2016

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 31, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kheri (Guest) on May 17, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Zakaria (Guest) on May 16, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mchawi (Guest) on May 12, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 5, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 28, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

John Lissu (Guest) on April 23, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Shabani (Guest) on April 19, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Zakaria (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 10, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 6, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Halima (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ann Awino (Guest) on March 30, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Fadhila (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 22, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Wande (Guest) on March 12, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Leila (Guest) on March 5, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨