Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vegetable table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! ๐ฅ๐ฅฆ๐
Jabir (Guest) on March 15, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 25, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Salima (Guest) on February 20, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on February 16, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on February 9, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Kahina (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on February 8, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 4, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 23, 2017
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Shani (Guest) on January 21, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on January 20, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 1, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Yahya (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 5, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Sultan (Guest) on December 2, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Mashaka (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 29, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 20, 2016
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Mchawi (Guest) on November 15, 2016
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Habiba (Guest) on October 22, 2016
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Fikiri (Guest) on October 9, 2016
๐ Totally hilarious!
Kheri (Guest) on October 7, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on October 3, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 29, 2016
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 2, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 19, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 10, 2016
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 23, 2016
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Zakaria (Guest) on July 13, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Husna (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Rahim (Guest) on July 8, 2016
๐ That punchline!
John Malisa (Guest) on July 1, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 28, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 26, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
George Mallya (Guest) on June 24, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Daudi (Guest) on June 11, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Sultan (Guest) on June 10, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Rahim (Guest) on May 14, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 14, 2016
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 11, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 22, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Nashon (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 11, 2016
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Abubakar (Guest) on April 2, 2016
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 22, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง