Short Answer: "You're attractive, let's stick together! π"
Explanation: The paper clip is making a playful pun by referring to the magnet as "attractive," which could mean both physically appealing and having the ability to attract objects. By saying "let's stick together," the paper clip is referring to how magnets attract objects, but also humorously suggesting a desire for a close relationship with the magnet. The use of the π emoji adds a cheerful and affectionate tone to the conversation, making it funny and lighthearted.
Mwanais (Guest) on December 28, 2016
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 25, 2016
π Canβt stop laughing!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 24, 2016
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Rukia (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 11, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π ποΈ
Rubea (Guest) on November 7, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 3, 2016
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Zawadi (Guest) on October 21, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 11, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Zuhura (Guest) on October 11, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Halima (Guest) on October 7, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 24, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Jamal (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 13, 2016
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Maulid (Guest) on September 12, 2016
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 12, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 8, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on August 28, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 22, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Warda (Guest) on August 13, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on August 9, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
David Nyerere (Guest) on August 1, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 30, 2016
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Umi (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Hashim (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Maida (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 14, 2016
π Perfect joke!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 12, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Shamim (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
James Mduma (Guest) on May 10, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 10, 2016
π This is pure brilliance!
Yusuf (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Mjaka (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Jafari (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 29, 2016
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 6, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. π©π
Biashara (Guest) on April 4, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Mariam (Guest) on April 3, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 30, 2016
π Added to my favorites!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 21, 2016
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 14, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 2, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 29, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Kazija (Guest) on February 24, 2016
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Omar (Guest) on February 18, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Nchi (Guest) on February 1, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»