Answer: Because seven "ate" (8) nine! π½οΈπ
Explanation: This answer plays with the similar sounds of the words "ate" and "eight." It humorously suggests that seven was feared by six because it had devoured (ate) the number nine, causing it to disappear. The use of the emoji adds a touch of playfulness to the answer.
Amina (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 11, 2018
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 9, 2018
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 2, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
Khalifa (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 22, 2018
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Majid (Guest) on February 21, 2018
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 16, 2018
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 12, 2018
π Iβm saving this one!
Jabir (Guest) on February 7, 2018
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Yusra (Guest) on February 3, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Umi (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 26, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 25, 2018
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 20, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 16, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Zulekha (Guest) on January 9, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 9, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Omari (Guest) on December 18, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Selemani (Guest) on December 14, 2017
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Husna (Guest) on December 4, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 3, 2017
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 21, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 16, 2017
π Pure comedy gold!
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 16, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 11, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 10, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 5, 2017
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 3, 2017
π Iβm still cracking up!
Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Shukuru (Guest) on October 17, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 10, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Salima (Guest) on October 3, 2017
π So funny!
Aziza (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Mwakisu (Guest) on September 23, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Salum (Guest) on September 12, 2017
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
Farida (Guest) on September 4, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 6, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Mwanais (Guest) on July 28, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 19, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Saidi (Guest) on July 15, 2017
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Kheri (Guest) on July 15, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 11, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Tabu (Guest) on June 14, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Rehema (Guest) on June 6, 2017
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 3, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 23, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Rehema (Guest) on May 10, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 8, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Mchawi (Guest) on April 23, 2017
π Perfect joke!
Nuru (Guest) on April 23, 2017
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Nasra (Guest) on April 14, 2017
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Jabir (Guest) on April 7, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Khatib (Guest) on April 5, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2017
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 25, 2017
π Iβm still chuckling at this!
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 13, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 13, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬